United States of America,
we are number one!
Divorced couples, we are number one
Pregnant teens, we are number one
Carbon dioxide in the air, we are number one
But hey, who cares?
Whatever.
Total crimes, numero uno
Rape, nummer eins
Prisoners, number one!
But hey, who cares?
Whatever.
United States of America,
we are number one!
McDonald’s restaurant? number one
Plastic surgery? you know the answer
But hey, who cares?
Whatever.
United States of America,
we are number one!
But hey, who cares?
Whatever
God bless America.

By Imana Gunawan

written for my Creative Writing class.